Lawd Have Mercy!: Archive

I wanna change my URL. I have a lot hoarded. Can decide. FUCK

Jan 1st

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marlenelove asked: We look the same naked

Jan 1st

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tiffanyfocks: New years kiss? Most likely my cat. Or this handsome man: too bad he’s extremely gay..

Jan 1st

“How do they know the words to the song????”

– My friend talking about the people singing along to bieber when he’s singing let it be (via onlinehannah)

Jan 1st

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CROWD: DJ SKRILLEX DROP THAT FAT BEAT
DJ SKRILLEX: *PRESSES SPACE BAR* *NODS HEAD WITH INSANITY*
CROWD: FUCK YEAAAA SKRILLEX

Jan 1st

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Stph: Jakeup why did you add cranberry juice to it?

Me: because he's gay and thinks that automatically makes him a bartender.

Jan 1st

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Omfg

Jan 1st

We’re playing catch phrase.

Jan 1st

Every song now

Crappy intro about generic shit Crappy bridge Chorus Crappy second verse, ends same as last verse Chorus, one word changed Random as rapper comes in for 30 second Song turns slow and emotional Chorus Chorus Fade out.

Jan 1st

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Look who’s drunk already.

Jan 1st

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“freshmen are stupid and annoying”

– sophomores (via easybakemethlab)

Jan 1st

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psychoticoutlook asked: Took me 45 minutes looking through your archive to find it. I regret nothing.

Jan 1st

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“It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.”

– Wisdom of Confucius

Jan 1st

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“Tiff: gramma you’re like a binge eater, you stuff your face at the dinner...”

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: is the "nude" someone keeps asking about the picture of you in the striped underwear with a HUGEmuthafukin boner...?

Dec 31st

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healths replied to your post: POST A REALL NUUDE SIR. lemme see… not a tuck literally going through ur archive

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: POST A REALL NUUDE SIR. lemme see... not a tuck

Dec 31st

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mileyhighrus: this girl posted a picture on facebook of an aurora and the caption was “God sure knows how to put on a great show!”

Dec 31st

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beyoncebeytwice: me on new years eve 11:00 pm 11:30 pm 11:45 pm 11:59 pm 12 am on new years day 12:05 am

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: Wouldn't that make you a girl?

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: Oh mah gaawd. Stahp. My mahm is going to walk in be like, "Nigga, whatchu lookin' at?"

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: You don't have penis?? What??

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: that photo looks like it hurt.

Dec 31st

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sbarksdale reblogged your video: godh8sfags: wtf? this is not funny at all, like not cool. you should probably kill yourself

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: Repost the silence of the lambs nude!

Dec 31st

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godh8sfags:

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: post a nuuuude

Dec 31st

Spending new years eve on Xbox Live and learning Russian.

Dec 31st

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radiobread2: how i planned to spend new years eve get laid be kissed by cute guy at midnight spend the night with him and or with him at a party and it be cute and fun what it seems like is actually going to happen go to my friend bryans and get trashed then probably go to azure night club drunkly make out with a 40 year old because im lonely

Dec 31st

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